That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My vagina just recognized that song.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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