Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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