I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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