Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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