he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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