Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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