oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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