Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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