i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I lost the right to judge tonight
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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