can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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