they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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