hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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