I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
