I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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