go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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