Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
