Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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