This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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