Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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