We're like a lot better than the average bears
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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