Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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