If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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