Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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