Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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