gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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