I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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