Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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