We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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