What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i believe in u and ur pee
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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