and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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