My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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