I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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