The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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