the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
