That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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