Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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