He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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