Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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