he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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