belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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