Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We are two peas in an std pod
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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