it's too hot outside to masturbate.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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