i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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