She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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