I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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