last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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