so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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