I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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