my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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