Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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