You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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