So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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